var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-23065968-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @notmyvirginears)http://notmyvirginears.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcd2a1ac61f0f47c68df13778d46b709/tumblr_mn9u0vl73e1r11ssyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I will.</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51175766168http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51175766168Thu, 23 May 2013 17:50:55 -0400funnytacosfoodnom nom nom<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d51fd397eaf846e963499a114a1e03f/tumblr_mn1rl1FaMV1r11ssyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>hahahahaha</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51173159217http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51173159217Thu, 23 May 2013 17:15:56 -0400eyesbagsfunnylifedreams<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d23be78457bce03dcbc28beacf656bf4/tumblr_mn9p9qBiSW1r11ssyo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3441eb35392a23ed75d625fc3f845e84/tumblr_mn9p9qBiSW1r11ssyo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/71849af548ebd0e636edfb518b08b78e/tumblr_mn9p9qBiSW1r11ssyo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec791ebc45b4d4f882eb01176127995a/tumblr_mn9p9qBiSW1r11ssyo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>tragic rave fashion at New York’s Electric Daisy festival</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51168159313http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51168159313Thu, 23 May 2013 16:08:14 -0400funnynew yorkravefashionwtfneaonelectric daisy festivalmusic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/61fe549f356141cf5572b5b3211e309c/tumblr_mn0zbjavZ91r11ssyo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>this is my tomorrow…</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51151935621http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51151935621Thu, 23 May 2013 11:30:37 -0400funnybatmanrollerbladingrollerblades<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa603359afef5da218e6b978890dc367/tumblr_mn0eb34L9U1r11ssyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>adorable</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51138969577http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51138969577Thu, 23 May 2013 05:45:24 -0400womenshortsskortswhitevintagefashionphotography<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4b1f669d90dceeeb9b1a3f8e7159b7b/tumblr_mn8egcYxlb1r11ssyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The School of Athens</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51122871101http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51122871101Wed, 22 May 2013 23:16:59 -0400The School of Athenspaintingart<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aC6Q9l709D0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>hula hoop on the beach</p> <p><em><span>Filmed & Directed by Rob Völkel - </span><a class="yt-uix-redirect-link" href="http://on.fb.me/YmyCdo" rel="nofollow" title="http://on.fb.me/YmyCdo" target="_blank"><a href="http://on.fb.me/YmyCdo" target="_blank">http://on.fb.me/YmyCdo</a></a></em><br/><em><span>Ninja Editing by Kaelan Barowsky - </span><a class="yt-uix-redirect-link" href="http://bit.ly/VBLKJq" rel="nofollow" title="http://bit.ly/VBLKJq" target="_blank"><a href="http://bit.ly/VBLKJq" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/VBLKJq</a></a></em><br/><br/><em><span>TRACK</span></em><br/><em><span>ATB ft Melissa Loretta - If It’s Love (Jeziel Quintela, Jquintel &</span></em><br/><em><span>Manufactured Superstars Remix) - <a href="http://www.btprt.dj/XWcxAk" target="_blank">www.btprt.dj/XWcxAk</a></span></em><br/><br/><em><span>EQUIPMENT & DIRECTION</span></em><br/><em><span>Hoopnotica - </span><a class="yt-uix-redirect-link" href="http://bit.ly/12dc7wh" rel="nofollow" title="http://bit.ly/12dc7wh" target="_blank"><a href="http://bit.ly/12dc7wh" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/12dc7wh</a></a></em><br/><em><span>Firegroove - </span><a class="yt-uix-redirect-link" href="http://bit.ly/14u06RV" rel="nofollow" title="http://bit.ly/14u06RV" target="_blank"><a href="http://bit.ly/14u06RV" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/14u06RV</a></a></em></p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51112896460http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51112896460Wed, 22 May 2013 21:11:33 -0400womenhula hoopbeachbeachesmagic<a href="http://www.ishootshows.com/2012/09/19/dear-fans-please-put-down-your-cell-phones/">Dear Fans: Please, Put Down Your Cell Phones</a>: <h2>Dear Concert-Goers,</h2> <p>Please, put down your cell phones and stop shooting blurry photos and awful video at concerts. Wait – how rude of me. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Todd Owyoung. I’m a professional music photographer.</p> <p>I’ve photographed everyone from Aerosmith to ZZ Top. I’ve been published in Rolling Stone, SPIN, the New  York Times, Billboard, and a bunch of other totally impressive-sounding publications.</p> <p>This is just a friendly reminder to say: Don’t worry about photographing the show with your phone. In fact, I’ve got it covered for you. This is my job and I swear, <a href="http://www.toddowyoung.com/" title="Music Photography Portfolio - ToddOwyoung.com" target="_blank">I’m awesome at it</a>. So are <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=professional+music+photographers" title="Professional music photographers" target="_blank">my friends</a>.</p> <p>Let’s be honest – your phone takes mediocre snap on a good day. I’m not blaming you (I, too, have an iPhone) – but your phone’s camera sucks. Besides, no one behind you wants to stare at your upheld arm unless you’re throwing up metal horns. And maybe not even then.</p> <p>Listen. I’ve got the telephoto, the wide angle, and yes, even the ultra-wide angle. I’ve got the big ass cameras. But more to the point, I’m going to make your favorite bands look awesome.</p> <p>I’m going to nail the jump shot, the stage-dive and the part where the singer is screaming and you can see spit flying out of his mouth. Even if some gets on my gear or flies into my own mouth – <em>promise</em>.</p> <p>Go ahead, post my images to your Facebook page. Link to them on Tumbr. In fact, make them your desktop background. <em>I’m psyched already.</em></p> <p>After all, I do it for you, the fans. My job is to make the images you love of the bands you love, even if it means you steal them. But whatever you do, just please, put down your cell phone. You might just enjoy the rock show a little more.</p> <p>Sincerely,</p> <p>Todd Owyoung<br/><em>Professional Music Photographer</em></p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51112717150http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51112717150Wed, 22 May 2013 21:09:17 -0400Todd Owyoungishootshowsconcertscameraphonesphotography<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SB31aqyw05Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><em><span>Footage has emerged showing a man wielding a bloodied meat cleaver and making political statements.</span></em></p> <p><em><span>…”I apologise that women have had to witness this today, but in our land our women have to see the same. You people will never be safe. Remove your government, they don’t care about you.”</span></em></p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51111848855http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51111848855Wed, 22 May 2013 20:58:00 -0400wtflondonenglandpoliticsmurderknivesbloodnews<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5913776feefa9424921d1961828e43ba/tumblr_mn876hzv0a1r11ssyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The cat’s like, ‘Look at my asshole. Look at it.’</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51110461968http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51110461968Wed, 22 May 2013 20:39:53 -0400funnyawkwardfamilyphotographycatsass<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d0e2b34111a3a869bb056e645aa484c/tumblr_mn804sdhk61r11ssyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh thank heavens! ~</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51099111622http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51099111622Wed, 22 May 2013 18:07:00 -0400funnytumblryahooporn<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ea388b90515c8055093bb29c4051e58/tumblr_mn4nb0hC5x1qh89jro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>what’s with the korean take-out font here? </p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098920449http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098920449Wed, 22 May 2013 18:05:00 -0400lifesouldirtyfontsgraffiti<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1fo1nYDJi1qcwiu0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>‘I can build this’ is the first thing that comes to mind</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098818632http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098818632Wed, 22 May 2013 18:03:45 -0400swimming poolartconcretedreamsbeaches<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d441191d6cd37a5a381113918980557/tumblr_mmyh7lmFqZ1qepc7ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>that’s just awesome</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098705674http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098705674Wed, 22 May 2013 18:02:18 -0400funnyhairysackballsdrawingsartnewspaper<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/53a05004d313fa5ff27289f72a8190c5/tumblr_mn7paxnHX91qz6f9yo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6790e2640405c72bf3303c0777dc255/tumblr_mn7paxnHX91qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e0cd2ef5c10c4cbda536f573f9ac73a/tumblr_mn7paxnHX91qz6f9yo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5743f04a69cca4e129d233efce42a645/tumblr_mn7paxnHX91qz6f9yo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b7285d001c1f7d96a8a314c44cfac90c/tumblr_mn7paxnHX91qz6f9yo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://imgur.com/a/Ep395" target="_blank">Behind the scenes</a></p> <p>(via: <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/51082467315/behind-the-scenes" target="_blank">nevver</a><span>)</span></p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098639947http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098639947Wed, 22 May 2013 18:01:29 -0400behind the scenesvintagephotographyrocky horror picture showthe godfathersean conneryass<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdhb0pYshp1qhb32qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>reblog all the boobs</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098485565http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098485565Wed, 22 May 2013 17:59:31 -0400boobsnsfw<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b16d830ca386d3880d4ef4acc1eb0e88/tumblr_mn2n49w0d61qhis00o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c1d4b3f41971559e064f21729c23710/tumblr_mn2n49w0d61qhis00o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/10e17d438335c4c781fb32ea7aeb3334/tumblr_mn2n49w0d61qhis00o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>wow Gilda Radner looks like what they mean when they say “don’t stick your dick in crazy”</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098447179http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098447179Wed, 22 May 2013 17:59:00 -0400funnyvintagecelebrityphotographylaraine newmangilda radnerjane curtinwomen<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vRMIlyuBrDg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eatinghiphop.tumblr.com/post/51086119198/atmosphere-aint-nobody-official-video" target="_blank">eatinghiphop</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Atmosphere - Ain’t Nobody (Official Video)</p> <p><span>Atmosphere decides to return to his album, “The Family Sign,” for a new visual today for “Ain’t Nobody.”</span></p> </blockquote> <p><strong>watched it on mute and liked it. not sure the music fits the visuals but I’ll be honest I was in it for the ass from frame 1 and I could watch it, on mute, again and again.</strong></p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098069724http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51098069724Wed, 22 May 2013 17:54:00 -0400skateboardshotwomenlollipopssexinnuendo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/48386a20e3023d7ceec9880aadbef02e/tumblr_mn7r936JFa1rarm68o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ha landing strip</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51097979506http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51097979506Wed, 22 May 2013 17:52:53 -0400runwaybushboobssexnsfw<p>It just began pouring rain outside, worse than last night during the thunderstorms. It was all sunshine all day and now it rains. Yay.</p>http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51097908880http://notmyvirginears.com/post/51097908880Wed, 22 May 2013 17:51:58 -0400torontoweathernews